I was doing some online snoop shopping and I came across these "Side Zip Ponte Leggings" on a fairly major retailer's website. Okay, it was The Gap. I was picturing an invisible zipper, but nooooooo. All I could think of when I saw the picture was, "OMG, I would die of embarrassment if I put in a zipper that looked like that." They'd have to pay me to wear them.